Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

What do you get if you click here? What browser do you use?

(this is hosted on my machine here and I’m trying to diagnose a redirect weirdness…but I don’t know if everyone is seeing it, or if its just me?)

Edit: problem now understood, but solution will have to wait until I’ve got a bit more time – some thing attempts a redirect to http://jounral/ (which is my mis-spell), which then gets either searched for or appended with ‘com’ and/or ‘www’ until it gets a hit. So I’m guessing I need to tell Apache either what its real server name is, or not to redirect for some of those things? I can’t work out how it decides between a redirect and an error page, but that can wait ’til tomorrow.


Welcome to eGovernment. Its a place where it takes hours to find the page you want, because the Tax people aren’t listed in the A-Z index under either Tax or Inland Revenue, they’ve reorganised into a different letter (they’re now Revenue and Customs), so noone can find their website.

Then, once you’ve found the site you want, you need to find the page you want. And /then/, having filled in the form I thought was the right one it didn’t confirm on the webpage but said I’d get a mail. The mail has just arrived, confirming *precisely* the opposite of what I thought I was doing.

No wonder our taxes are so high, someone must be laughing all the way to the bank ‘designing’ this dross. Bet EDS or Monday or someone are behind it all….


Book review: The second creation

“The age of biological control by the scientists who cloned Dolly.”

This book follows the story of the team who made Dolly, the sheep. From the early attempts, through a series of incorrect theories about what was and was not possible, to their eventual understanding of the necessary nuclear transfer process and finally the creation of Dolly and the media attention surrounding her.

The book is slightly oddly written, it seems like it was mostly written by an outsider following interviews with the team, and so it has a slightly weird structure. The timeline is also a little confused at times, with information from the future leaking into the ‘now’ in the chronology of the book.

Scientific detail is reasonably well explained – this is not a subject I know anything about but I feel I understand what they were doing, even if I don’t know the details of *how*. Dry reading, for sure, but not difficult going considering the complexity of the subject. I feel better equiped to understand genetic engineering debates now, whether this is worth reading depends upon your interests, if, like me, you’re from a scientific background, with an interest but no knowlege in genetics its a good starting point. Doubtless there are more educational books out there, but this has an interesting human interaction side too.

It leaves a number of open questions, questions that will be answered over the coming years. The Genesis of a new era in human evolution, an apt title.


“Welcome to gaywheels.com. Our goal is to be the gay friendly automotive resource. We will acheive that by providing…”

….a site so gay that it contains no words at all, just pictures that look like words. Don’t gay people cut and paste? Is there anything else I should know about gay culture to help me make my sites more accessible to the widest possible audience?


Once again they do a better job of explain what I was trying to say over at Creating Passionate Users – theres a nice graph of features vs happiness. Getting the balance right is important, but also the way the features are exposed to the user is important, you can get more features in before you hit the downward slope if you’ve got good User Interaction Design. What is interesting, from my point of view, is slightly overdoing the features, then dragging the users happiness point upward, so they can do more than they ever expected /and/ aren’t confused by how to do it. Why shouldn’t this change over time? Or with different types of usage?


I seem to have spent the entire weekend washing up. No, thats not quite true, I took a break to do some ironing and mow the grass. I nearly mowed a toad, poor thing was quite scared of the strimmer, bless it.

There was a bit of time to head over to Swaffham Prior, too, where I took a wander around the village – its criss-crossed with little alleyways running between the houses, so everyones back garden has a gate to allow them easy access to the pub and the churches. Theres something creepy about having two nearly identical churches lined up next to each other. Creepier is that one was almost entirely empty, but has obviously been recently restored since the glass is clean and flat. Somehow it feels unholy, like the ruined church in Diablo.

On the way back I thought I’d just head across the fens, I found, and followed, signs to Upware. Its a place buried deep into the wetlands, with only a single track road to get there. Indeed the ‘bumpy road’ sign wasn’t any kind of a lie, I had to slow down to 40 for fear of taking off. These are people, if any, who are entitled to drive 4x4s.


“The GOOD NEWS to this is that a very alert crew noticed a small amount of smoke halfway back in the train and immediately stopped the train in compliance with the rules.

The BAD NEWS