Neil Hopcroft

http://pimpcentral.org/classifieds.htm “London, England – The one place in the world with too damn many hoes. Don’t come here unless you got cash, got it?” “Taylor the Tailor makes custom boa’s just for pimps. Fur, velvet and muppet skin. 4th and Broadway.”

Its the first time I’ve seen New Model Army. There, I’ve said it. No, its true, I’ve never seen them before. I saw Justin Sullivan in Oxford a couple of years ago. Well, I would have done if I’d turned up in time, I got there for the last half of his set (what kind […]

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I’ve just found a cache of wine in one of the kitchen cupboards, I’m sure I went through them all when I arrived, how could I have missed 6 bottles of wine, one of Johnny Walker, one of an impronouncable Ukranian spirit and one of champagne? Unless the agent deviously planted them for me last […]

Today I’m fighting for bandwidth against a cygwin download…..I need wget ‘cos I can’t get firefox to change its cache location to another drive, thats what you get for setting up win98 on a 500Mb partition, isn’t it? Theres 40Gigs free in the rest of the machine but to download anything it has to go […]

“go ahead, don’t worry, go as fast as you want, there’s no need to pay attention to your surroundings…With that, Monderman tucks his hands behind his back and begins to walk into the square – backward – straight into traffic, without being able to see oncoming vehicles. A stream of motorists, bicyclists, and pedestrians ease […]

…The diaries of David Wojnarowicz… I chose this book purely on the strength of its title, it is, I think, the last book I bought in Tokyo, where you had to take what you could get. It was slow going, mostly because it contained rather more graphic detail than I was comfortable with about some […]

“Your wireless data is escaping“

Erm, what? It doesn’t make any difference, the application runs on the phone but gets an ‘Access Denied’ message when attempting to connect to GPRS data context. Anyone got any idea how I can talk to someone at O2 who has a clue about what they are talking about? Does anyone in Cambridge have an […]