Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

The meeting went very well

Today we had a meeting. A meeting with a customer. It was one of the worst meetings I’ve been to in a long time[0]. Not because there was a lot of anger or problems or anything. It was just very unstructured.

Theres six of us in the meeting, two techies from the customer, two business guys from my company and us two techies. We’ve all been in the industry for a number of years. Theres a need they need addressing, they don’t really understand it but they know they want dealt with. We don’t think what they’re describing will be able to do the job that we think they want it to do.

We end up arguing over syntax when we should be figuring out the semantics. Noone is in control. It shouldn’t be my place to do that, I don’t want to wrestle control away from my companies directors. Not unless they want to give me control. And I don’t think they know me well enough to trust me to do that yet.

And now its my job to write up the requirements document.

Do you know how to hold a meeting? Do you find that people drift off topic? What can you do about that? Do you need to do anything about it?

[0] Notable career lowlights so far being the Racal Mug Incident, and the Yokoyama Torture.


“Thank you for your views. What happened was a tragedy by any reckoning
but for the moment I am not prepared to automatically criticise the
police until we know the facts. It is very easy to criticise from afar
but these officers have to make split second judgements and I can
understand why shooting in the head is the only option if it reaches
that point. The questions arise as to how they got to that point, why he
wasn’t stopped before, etc. When we know that then we can judge whether
it was an avoidable situation.

Yours sincerely

Jim Paice MP”


No I don’t believe this is my England

And theres more:

– 20 Plain clothed officers.
– Block of flats, not a house.
– Poison gas at Kennington.
– 68% of Daily Mail readers think shooting is too good for ’em.

“We chained down the lion
And let the world sit in
We build up our armies so destruction can begin
But will we ever learn the enemy lies within?”


“Hi Jim,

I am mailing again to express my concern at recent events in London. I would also like to thank you for your communication before the election – I received no information at all from any of the other parties, and while I don’t agree with many of the policies of the Conservative party I do appreciate that you took the time to respond to my mail.

I have again written an article in my weblog where I ponder the value of the apparent shoot-to-kill policy, the original article can be found here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/neilh/258851.html

I reproduce the full text below. I would appreciate your comments on this incident, and would like to know what you believe can be done to prevent this country sliding further down the slippery slope of illiberalism?

With thanks.

Neil”


At the moment I’m ashamed to be British. We shoot innocent people. When did that start to make sense?

Now forgive me if my reasoning is broken, but surely threatening suicide bombers with death isn’t much of a deterrent? …if I’m a suicide bomber what do I do? I make some explosives, triggered by a timer. Then I go out with my objective of exploding on Hungerford Bridge, or somewhere, look up the train times and set my timer to go off there. I can make sure I’m in a carriage full of fat bankers and wait for the alloted time.

What happens if I get wrestled to the ground and shot on the concorse (sp?) of Charing Cross Station? For me nothing has changed – I’m still dead when I expected to be. If I’m lucky the timer will trigger just as theres a whole bunch of armed police kicking my head. But maybe it’ll be a while and they’ll have time to get the bomb disposal guys to me. They won’t be able to do anything except close the station around me anyway – that’ll be quite enough disruption that I’ve probably achieved what I set out to do.

Now, what if the police get the wrong man? If they’re uniformed officers they can confront anyone (given probably cause), most members of public would be a bit scared but still talk to them. Some, probably those who for some reason feel guilty, will run for it. This is normally a reasonable thing to do since officers in the UK are rarely armed, but they do have a lot of friends just a radio call away, so sooner or later they’ll get you if you’ve done anything important. So you’re in no immediate danger, beyond a bit of exercise and some minor brutality.

If they’re plain clothed officers with guns, what do you do? First thought is “Some dude just pulled a gun on me”, you run, you’re gonna die anyway (if they’re any good with the gun). You don’t stop to hear about his reason, you panic, he probably wants your money, or revenge for stealing his girlfriend, or something.

Given that they’ve shot someone, there are a number of outcomes. He could be guilty of the crime he was shot for, this would be the best outcome, since there is some excusability here if he were causing an immediate clear and present danger, but I still disagree with this.

He could be guilty of another crime, say fare dodging, which would account for his guilty reaction. Or he could be innocent.

In the later two cases we then need to examine why he aroused suspicion. This could be some particular behaviour, or appearance, or action. Appearance is the easy one, he could have been dressed in a particular way, or have a particular racial origin or hair style – but none of those are specific to bombers, the four pictures they released of the most recent bombers looked to me just like ordinary citizens, normal looking people. There are lots of people who dress oddly, and who have different hairstyles, or carry cumbersome bags. None of this is illegal (though it may show questionable fashion sense). Indeed those who dress differently (or are easily identifiable in some other way) have an incentive not to behave illegally since they are easier to track.

So it must have been behaviour or action. I eagerly await further information on what happened.

The information we have so far is appalling, in no way is this kind of action acceptable in a free society. While I agree that we should have reasonable protection from being blown up while we’re in the city (anywhere, in fact), I also strongly believe that having a police force that is prepared to shoot people without trial is *very wrong*. This turns the police from a force there to protect us from ‘bad people’ into a force that believes all people are bad. Or maybe that some poorly-defined subset of people are bad.