Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Memories

Ok, I’m worried now, when did I get a dance version of ‘killing in the name of…’?

It keeps grinning – It’s got to bleed

Just back from an expidition to Bluewater, mecca of the shopping classes. What a fabulous setting for a desolate future-gone-bad style film it’ll be once it falls into disrepair – the concrete sticks supporting the Thurrock crossing lit with red beacons in the background as you curl around descending into the pit, for a moment […]

“While the viewing of child abuse images is illegal, the new “conditional defence” is meant to reassure staff in ISPs and systems management that they can store illegal images as long as they are to be used as part of a police investigation.”

“I wanted to combine British film tradition with Bollywood – what better marriage than Pride and Prejudice?“

10:48pm: “If you are confident, friendly and polite you will be able to charm anyone, even the girl next to you”

“Hello. You are through to NTL customer services. We don’t give a f**k about you. We are never here. We just will f**k you about, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just f**k off and leave us alone. Get a life.”

……. …c… /…… If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a cockatrice. People tend to go out of their way to avoid me; those that don’t have to treat me very carefully indeed. http://kevan.org/nethack

While clearing out my car I’ve just discovered a chip labelled ‘cpz.bas, pxd.bas, 19/1/94’. Wonder what it contains…? And, indeed, what I need to plug it in to to make it work.

Enough of the silly links, you’re all waiting for some real content, aren’t you? Starting a new job is always a tense time, did I do the right thing? Am I going to be able to do the job? Will I get on with the people? The new office is somewhat different to most of […]

They is responsible for cruise lights “‘They’ accomplish such great things. Somebody had to take responsibility,” They said.