Memories

‘remote interaction technology’ “As for me, well, I’m enjoying the novelty of it. I’m on the road as I write this week’s column, and I can honestly say that the Sinulator(not worksafe) beats the pocket rocket hands down, even if I am getting strange looks from the other Starbucks patrons.”

More from stupid security… “It’s very disconcerting to see you going through my belongings as if they might explode. I’ve had them on my person all week, you see.” and Get back pussy cat Cat Stevens “…was interviewed and denied admission to the United States on national security grounds”

Someone remind me why I left Tokyo… (yes, I know she’s actually Californian, and, no, I don’t know the young lady in question. Wish I did…)

breastless women in the hope of of aurally-driven überjubblies (worksafe) “I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped. But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!”

You’re not happy unless you’re causing a scene “Ofcom continues to receive requests for Geographic Numbers to be used for drama purposes. In light of this, Ofcom has set out below a range of Geographic Telephone Numbers recommended for drama purposes (1000 numbers within each Geographic Area Code).”

Home computer “Scientists readily admit that the computer will require not yet invented technology to actually work, but 50 years from now scientific progress is expected to solve these problems” Comes with teletype and fortran and everything.

Hitting the ground running…theres nothing to run from (or to) at the moment…7 hours in and I’m up to speed, just spinning wheels now….waiting…

I’m going to be staying on Elizabeth Way[0] in Cambridge this week, I figured it was better to have an uncomplicated week staying in a guest house since its my first week at the new job. Is there anything happening evenings this week in Cambridge? Anyone want to meet up and help save me from […]

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Truth into doubt won’t go….The Day Today available on DVD at last. Scratch the voda GPRS req from earlier this week – I’ve bellied up and forked out for a pay as you go SIM (on which they’ve yet to enable data handling). Seems you don’t need to give them any details about yourself to […]

Why can’t I read? The tax form says ‘the later of – 3 months after this form is issued or 1 year after the period it is talking about’, which means its not due on Tuesday, but rather in the middle of May next year…I’m so dumb, running around making the accounts up (literally – […]