Neil Hopcroft

A first step toward the edible mobile phone…just needs a little miniturisation.

Is anyone out there running awstats.pl? What output does it give? I keep getting a bunch of requests searching for it, all of which are 404ing. I suspect its searching for a vulnerability of some kind – anyone know what uses this as a vector? What output should I feed it that would break the […]

Oh, and alt-tab has started working again, I thought I needed to reboot my computer. What kind of programming makes a key combination like that stop working? I could still switch by pointing the mouse at the taskbar so it wasn’t having really serious process switch issues, just the key combo stopped functioning.

“We gettin the bus to Arbury innit?” The March Massif are in town for Strawberry Fair, with their talk of ‘shrooms and stealing money from their mom. I’m so proud to be human some days. Maybe listening to Radioheads Creep just before leaving didn’t help, though. Funny song, always puts me in an odd mood, […]

I found a great place for watching sunsets out just beyond Baits Bite Lock. Sadly tonights sunset, for all its potential, turned out not to be too spectacular. One day I’ll find somewhere outside the acoustic footprint of A14, which’ll add to the peaceful feelings somewhat. “…you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else, you […]

“0-60 of 6.5 seconds and fuel economy around 42 mpg“, though presumably not at the same time … thats the kind of car I’ll be after… doubt its in my price range for the next upgrade, though.

So, whats the score with Strawberry Fair? Anyone going? Is there any kind of organised meet up? Or is it just a case of wandering around in the hope of finding people I know?

“Shagster.net is a site to keep track of your sexual conquests, and give them a rating out of 10 for their troubles.” …personally I’m not sure I need a website to keep track of such things… “From that point forward I always thought that a stack of CDs with a tubular light inside would make […]

Sharing my doom with Grandi – it is considerably more fractal and isotropic than I had ever expected, to the extent that he spent a full minute laughing at my predicament. Still, at least he’s helping me out. Burwell Castle is not the manicured historic monument we’re used to, its a bunch of bumps in […]

“Limor Fried developed the Media-Sensitive Glasses that automatically darken whenever a television is in view, so as to protect the wearer from television’s “hypnotic” effect.” “I’ve got an ongoing project, reprogramming the firmware in these 1985 Epson LQ-500 printers to turn them into musical instruments“