Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Memories

Cylindricals, conics, azimuthals, and others – all the map projections you can use. “Midget Dressed as Santa Disembowels Carmelite Nun with Teeth” “Jesus on Cheese” – demoscene divx’d

Attempt one. Minor sealing issue. Lid depth excessive. Sugar caramelisation failed.

Coca-cola not Pepsi – nice to see adding spoonful of instant coffee to pep up your already caffeinated fizzy beverage has seeped back into the corporate conciousness. “Peoples, watch brand new super quality video from album ‘back from the futer’” Deresolution Geophotos Sing for me, Roomba, sing for me.

The clouds obscuring the moon are blowing from the Arctic. Theres a chill in the air. Not enough for snow, yet, though. The flights in the distance climbing into the ceiling, up beyond the layer of cloud, to pure night beyond. They’re heading east, Singapore, Hong Kong, Tokyo, for a new tomorrow, sunrise over Ulan […]

A manual for tossers (with links to many interesting and unusual photos, worksafe)

Well, at least I’m still alive…I didn’t start shaking ’til I got home. Gotta love the A14 – solid traffic til midday. Then my journey home, following someone being a bit hesitant about accelerating on the slip road. Lorry bearing down behind me, the car started indicating to turn off, then didn’t, just slowed down, […]

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I wish I wasn’t quite so socially inept. But I also wish that carol singers wouldn’t come to sing at me.