Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

I sing the body electric, High stakes no prisoners, and other tales from the high tech economy

Part one of three: the Grandi hours.

“All I want to do is buy the damn jeans” – I dreamt last night that retail had changed to the extent I could no longer work out the system to buy a pair of trousers. I was in a shop and had selected the perfect pair but for some reason I had to shine a special light onto them before I took them to the checkout because otherwise I was a thief. This can *only* make sense in the context of some of Grandis paranoia, so I blame him.

It was a good day, we met up and went for lunch. Then attempted to find a book on Munich – which was more difficult than expected, seems everyone goes to Berlin these days. Time for reminiscences and another attempt to explain some simple economics to me – the old Mathengine offices are still empty, with the few pieces of furniture we left still in place. We remembered that its almost exactly two years since our freedom came and celebrate this by sitting at the Head of the River understanding why rich people are rich.

We then dropped in on the Natural Motion bunch, who were pretty much the Mathengine hall of shame, just they’re in a different building and have a different story now. Clearly they deserved ice-cream, as is traditional. Finally we gathered in the pub over the way where Grandi got an edible mobile phone from one of the other prior collaborators.

Nothing much has changed for most of these guys – the name on their business card is different but the hubris remains. And will stay until the final months, when the real paranoia sets in. Still good to catch up with them again, hoping to keep in touch.


4 comments

  1. >for some reason I had to shine a special light onto them before I took them to the checkout because otherwise I was a thief

    Reminds me of trying to buy a book in Foyle’s in London :)

      • You know… that bizarre rigmarole whereby in order to buy a book you had to take it to point A and swap it for a receipt, which you took to point B to pay for it, then collected your purchase from… was it point A or point C, I can’t remember.
        Anyway if you stupidly took it to point B, the cash desk, on the grounds that you wanted to pay for it, they sent you back round to point A…
        That’s assuming you’d managed to find the book you wanted anyway.
        I ran out of the shop screaming, and empty handed, on more than one occasion.
        It would have been much easier just to steal things.

        • I don’t think I’ve ever encountered that system, though it sounds like a deeply ridiculous thing to do, making things complicated for your customers will just drive your customers to either shop elsewhere or just steal things instead.

          Making it complicated for the cashiers is less of a problem, since they can be trained (or selected for intelligence or patience), but if it makes the customer wait long then people will just revert back to going elsewhere or stealing.

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