Neil Hopcroft

“The Banana Guard was designed…as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport”

…though the FAQ does suggest some as yet unrealised potential for aftermarket additions…

Categories: Memories.

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8 comments

dmh

2005-02-28 at 17:44

“The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.” *Smirk*

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- neilh
  
  2005-02-28 at 23:57
  
  I had thought that banana trauma could present a considerable problem with modern lifestyles, I’m just glad someone has had the foresight to save us all from this potential social disease.
  
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ulfilias

2005-02-28 at 18:08

Is there an EU approved version as i’m sure that one exceedes the regulations for bendiness

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- neilh
  
  2005-02-28 at 23:57
  
  Read the FAQ…they’re all within tolerance
  
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sciamachy

2005-02-28 at 20:33

“These children were exposed to bananas for only 10 seconds! They should have used BANANA GUARD!!”

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- neilh
  
  2005-02-28 at 23:58
  
  That’ll teach ’em.
  
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purple_peril

2005-03-01 at 08:59

Looks like it might work quite well for sausages too. Or would that be overstepping the limits of the guarantee?

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- neilh
  
  2005-03-01 at 09:11
  
  Personally I would have expected bananas to suffer more trauma than sausages. But maybe they are more delicate around where you live…
  
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