I’m not going to be the only one whose life has fallen apart with a power outage in a remote server room halfway across the world, am I?
Shame, really, ‘cos I’ve got so many things to say, like pointing out the hardcore morris dancers, or warning you about a file-sharers virus, or even pointing out onions (which, for the life of me, I can’t remember why I’ve got open…but I was going to tell somebody about it, so if you can identify yourself as that somebody, consider yourself told).
“God told me to use Real Player” (please don’t look at the rest of the site, you’ll find things like “We must go to those who would never come into our churches— to the atheists, to the religious, to the self-righteous, to the God-hating and win their souls to Christ”, I wonder how they identify the self-righteous?)
In fact, I’m hoping they’ll find ‘powermagic.demon.co.uk’ in their logs…that’ll annoy ’em. And I keep thinking about a spoof site called “Repaint America”, which could use some of ventas feng shui colour charts, I reckon it could do with a liberal covering of Dignity and Wisdom to stop its Chi leaking out into the Atlantic.
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