Neil Hopcroft

You be Debbie Harry, I’ll be Joey Ramone …still no indication of an upcoming tour, which is a pity, but maybe I can learn to play like that and it will all be alright. Can anyone teach me guitar?

(though I suspect this refers to the legislation in the States, rather than the format itself – which I fear is now somewhat past its best)

“Oh, theres a traffic jam ahead, I better slow down” “Hmm that guy behind seems to be getting awful close” “You’ve pulled back a bit now I can see your lights on full beam” “Actually I was slowing down because there was a traffic jam ahead” “Shame you’re so close to me that you can’t […]

Everything has been a bit hectic for the last few days – I’m now sat in a college room in Oxford after edlings gathering last night. Its strange being back here again, especially given that everything looks somewhat different from inside the walls. My new job starts in Cambridge on the 20th, a contract until […]

Keeping you safe from harm… “Pikey USB Port check third person network penetration PC injustice use prevention.” (badly translated with the help of Rikai)

Randomly I stumbled across traction action, a spirit and a general eaten by a tiger (all worksafe).

‘A good test is how long it takes to find a hardware shop. If its more than ten minutes walk, an area is beyond the point of no return. You end up using olives instead of screws. ‘

Scientists, muppets, the lot of ’em. “I’m not sure that Dr Honeydew is quite the role model we would be looking at for a responsible scientist”

“mullet – i’d like you better if we slept together” – this has got to be the internet equivalent of rubbernecking, I was searching for the name of the band on the Vice City soundtrack who did the “I’d like you better if we slept together” song, damned earworm…Romeo Voids “Never say never” I think, […]