Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Computer games of the 80s and 90s make so much more sense now. Chris invited me along to a Sumo tournament, to meet up with a representative of an embedded electronics company. There were the four of us, Sam, Chris, his wife and myself. We had a box on around the seventh row back – about two meters square, surrounded by rails about four inches from the ground seperating you from the next box.

We arrived around 2pm, to be joined by Sam later. Chris was giving me some background on the sport and the history behind it – his wifes parents are somehow involved with one of the stables so they know more about it than most. We were shown to our box and given a packed lunch (bento box plus many other things), there wasn’t really enough space there for four people plus that much food…

The tournament started with lower ranking wrestlers, working their way up to the highest ranking by the end of the day, with perhaps each ‘fight’ taking maybe five minutes, with preparation, psyching each other, fighting, then pronouncing winner. Each wrestler will only participate in one fight.

The building is a huge pyramid shaped roof, from which a ‘traditional’ roof is suspended, containing lighting and with coloured ropes dangling from each corner (green, red, white and black, which are supposed to represent the seasons). The ring itself is made of clay with a rice-straw circle around. It is raised, perhaps, 2 and a half feet, such that wrestlers occasionally fly off the ring and into the first couple of rows of audience.

I didn’t quite figure out the rules, but basically if you get your opponent to set a foot outside the ring or touch the ground with anything other than a foot you’ve won. There were a couple of close calls, where both participants flew spinning out the ring together, but thats what instant video replays are for, isn’t it?

Some of the matches are sponsored, adding to the prize money, when this happens there are a number of people parading around the ring with advertising banners of the sponsor. The final round had something in the region of 30 sponsors, each, I understand, contributes something like 200 pounds. I was surprised to see Hello Kitty sponsoring one round.

I enjoyed it more than I had expected to – its not so much violent as a show of strength.


12 comments

  1. i used to watch it loads on channel 4, fascinating! there were two really cool warriors when i was watching, the “grey wolf” or something and the “dumptruck” from hawaii, which was early days for foreigners.

    • Yeah, there seemed to be quite a lot of foreigners there, mostly eastern europeans, for some reason.

      They were all guys, I wonder if theres a female sumo tournament anywhere, or, even, a mixed one?

      • it would be good in a PC kind of way to redress the inequality balance, and a scary thought in terms of 30 stone crazy women rushing at you and slapping you in the face… but probably would have difficulty gaining traction in the US outside the “jello wrestling” and “foxy boxing” market ;)

    • I’m so envious of Neil…and I share your nostalgia for the ’90s Sumo where Chiyonafuji (I think that’s a close-enough spelling), aka ‘The Wolf’ could win by dozens of different moves and I even saw him once lift the Dumptruck out of the ring (I think he bust his shoulder doing it, but to see it done filled me with a sense of awe and minor hero-worship). For the past year my PC’s Wallpaper has been a beautiful wood-block-print-style picture of ‘The Wolf’.

      The other guy I liked watching was Terao (again this is probably just a close approximation of the spelling) who was a light bloke (for Sumo stars) and always used to run towards the other guy with a whirlwind of slapping moves. He would never win if faced with ‘The Dumptruck’ (he’d just lose his arms up to his elbows in folds of skin) or ‘The Wolf’ who would trip him up, sidestep, carry him out, or change into a giant robot and blow him up…

      Actually, I never saw Chiyonafuji complete that last move but I’m sure a man of his skill could have done it, if he wanted to.

      • ah yes, of course i had forgotten terao… who focused completely on the technique of “a thousand hands slapping” and was only 18 stone, far lighter than all the other wrestlers! he actually had a pretty poor record overall, but was respected for his spirited vigorous approach!

        yes now you mention it, it would be amazing to be ringside at an actual basho. i’ll have to see if i can get on a mission to tokyo at some point!

      • The names are never anything but approximations.

        There are a number of fighting styles, including the slapping their face, picking them up and carrying them, pushing as hard as you can. The funniest round we saw was a dancer against a runner, the runner ran at the dancer, who danced out the way by which time the runner had so much momentum he had a choice of running out the ring or falling over. That was the quickest match of the afternoon lasting around three seconds. Two slappers (erm…) was quite interesting as well, kinda like a girls fight, but without the handbags.

  2. I was surprised to see Hello Kitty sponsoring one round.

    I’m not! In my belief, there is literally nothing Hello Kitty won’t get into, if they think it will make them money!

  3. This sounds really fantastix. I used to follow Sumo way back when it was shown on Channel 4 and was really into it for a couple of years. I also remember the dumptruck thought for some reason the only finishing move I can remember the name of is oshi-dashi, if I remember correctly it means push-out.

    Hello btw. I was pointed your way by Nick ( ) who recommended I have a work with you. I’m going to be moving to Japan for work in July for about six months and he suggested I have a chat. I’ve just added you to my friends list. Hope you don’t mind.

    Jamie

    • Of course you are welcome…this journal is basically public anyway, so feel free to read, comment, question, whatever.

      What are you going to be doing over here? Whereabout are you going to be living? Where are you now? Have you been to Japan before? What are you wanting to do when you get here? Do you know the language? The kana?

      I’m working for Nokia on the 7610, a new phone, but my visa finishes on 21st June, so I’ll be flying back to London just before that.

      Mail me if you have any questions you’d prefer not to put here and I’ll see if I can help.

      • I’ve been reading through all the entries you made last year when you first moved to Japan. I’m up to August so far… It’s been very useful, especially the bit about the toilet :)

        I’m going to be working for my company over there, basically in the finance/banking sector. So far the current plans are for me to come out there for a week (Probably June 13-18) and then if it all goes ahead (It’s not definate yet) I’ll be heading out there for 6 months in July some time.

        I don’t know where I’ll be living or indeed anything else so far. I certainly don’t know the language or the Kana (not even sure what these are – japanese character set as far as a quick google can show me)

        If you are not coming back until the 20th of June then maybe we could get together the week i’m over there and you can give me a quick introduction the the more interesting side of Tokyo. Assuming you’re not too busy packing up to come home.

        • Who do you work for? What are you going to be doing over here?

          Yes, meeting up would be cool, depending on how busy everything is by then, I’m leaving on 20th and am notoriously poor at advanced planning. But mail me closer to the time and we’ll figure something out.

          What kind of music / nightlife / etc are you into? Not that I really get out much anyway, but maybe I can give you a few pointers to interesting things…

          • Shall drop you a mail some time soon so we can make a few plans. Not sure exactly what my plans are when I’m in Tokyo but shall let you know closer to the time. Will probably only be free evenings.

            As for taste i’d say just from reading your Journal I’d probably enjoy almost anything you’d recommend. Enjoy Punk / Rock type stuff mostly but happy attending a wide variety of nightlife :)

            Shall drop you a mail pretty soon if only to find out how I get to a) my hotel and b) my office :)

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