Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Fast shooter

“When the camera is switched on, the start-up screen shows a photo of an actual Ferrari F2004 Formula One racing machine and plays the sound of a Ferrari engine, so users can experience the thrill of Ferrari F1 Grand Prix racing every time they turn on the camera.”

Big dumb booster

“The rocket accelerated rapidly, reaching nearly 6500 kilometres per hour in just 9 seconds. On reaching its altitude it then lingered for a few minutes before beginning its descent. The whole trip took less than fifteen minutes.”


4 comments

    • Re: OMFG!!!111

      Woah, don’t you just feel /so/ manly now?

      …actually I think a Murray Walker soundbite might have been more appropriate, I wonder if you can reflash them easily?

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