Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Killing time in an airport bar…

(this entry written in a steakhouse at Helsinki airport…yeah, I know, even with redundancy on my mobile internet and I couldn’t get the laptop to dialup…the rest of the trip later, once I’m caught up with the rest of everything)

Helsinki airport, where I rather foolishly arrived early expecting there to be some kind of entertainment available.

It has been an interesting couple of days. I started out with good intentions of staying on Tokyo time, but circumstances conspired against that.

Ground zero – devastation
The checkin at Narita was crude, the electronic systems had collapsed leaving the desk staff phoning through the names of all checkers and writing their names and destinations on blank destination labels. Japan doesn’t work without the support systems, we had been rescheduled to take off 10 minutes early, while the machines were working, but once they’d expired that was no longer viable. We left half an hour late, wondering if we’d ever see our luggage again.

At the gate I met Jari and someone else whose name I forget, who were returning to Tampere on the same flight.

Fear of bad air
The flight itself was not very busy – I had a central row of four seats to myself while Jari had a row of three next to the window. Shame I wasn’t feeling tired enough to want to stretch out and go to sleep. But I hate that being woken up by turbulence thing anyway – we hit a whole bunch of bad air over the Urals so I wouldn’t have been out for that long anyway.

Still, I spent the time wisely, I made a dent in the remaining 150 pages of London Orbital. That road is my life, there are so many parallels, it feels like home. Howcome I never thought to walk it? Only another 40 pages to go now, too many for a quick just-finishing-off session, but too few for the flight to Osaka. I’m hoping to be able to swap before I get on to the connecting flight to Haneda, in the mean time I’ll learn more about the power of babel.

Landing felt a little precarious too, we kept lurching during the final approach, I was amused by the woman next to me (by the other window from Jari) reaching for the safety sheet when we were around 100 ft from touchdown, its too late now nothing you can read in the next 20 seconds can save you.

Lagging
It was 4pm by the time I arrived at the hotel, and there were works going on, I’d been put into a newly decorated room while they were working on the floors above and below. There are times when the sound of drills works, when you’ve just come off a nine hour flight is not one of them, I want those sounds to be under my control, like that I can turn them off if they’re not working.

The problem with flying west is that you wake up at stupid oclock in the morning, before anything sensible is awake. Downstairs they’d set up a grab’n’go coffee and croisant table for those guests who really had to be checking out at 6am, letting them feed their caffeine needs. I grabbed and stayed. Waiting for breakfast to open. Dead time, waiting for Timo to collect me, he’d got a car while he was over ‘cos he doesn’t like those small planes to Tampere, hes a well built guy.

Disappointing dash
He was running late having hit traffic. His car was a recent model Primera, with a tardis-like console in the centre of the dash, covered in buttons that did nothing, there was no map, no phone, no time travel. The machine made my Laguna look primitive, how can I live without colour screens and optically adjusted instrumentation? I feel a need for serious ICE in my life. A need for a car to put it in.


6 comments

    • Helsinki is pretty cool, its a very rugged place. Everywhere you go everything is build from solid stone, because they have a lot of stone in Finland and because they use a lot of rocksalt during their winters.

      The people are really friendly, oppressively so sometimes, and nearly all speak very good English with mildly comical phrasiology (“Thank you very many”, “I go take shower now”, etc).

      I think the language is more closely related with the Romany language (from the Urals) than with any of the Romance or Germanic languages (Indo-european language family). It is also a strange language because it was standardised from across the country rather than from a particular regions dialect (as happened with English) – thus you find that, until recently at least, no Finns actually spoke pure Finnish.

  1. Helsinki airport

    What do you mean there was nothing to do? How could you tear yourself away from all that moomin memorabilia and dried reindeer meet/furs/hooves ;-)

  2. I was already back by the time I’d posted this (which I’d not made clear, oops), just 48 hours in Finland…but looks like I might be ‘in Europe’ sometime over the next two or three weeks – theres a field test trip to somewhere with GSM coverage in Europe, but I don’t know where yet….will try to swing by London if I get a chance.

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