Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Todays dark castle will mostly be…

…full of Santas. Fluffy easter bunny santas, black clad top hat santas, kinky valentines day santas, pizza delivery santas (admittedly he was outside, on a pizza delivery sleigh^Wmoped). The vast majority of these santas will be female.


2 comments

  1. Female santas as in slightly kinky mini-skirted red-satin wearing young nymphs or as in lasses with pillows stuffed in their waistbands and wearing false santa beards?

    • They’re mainly on the nymph end of that scale (thankfully), though the pizza-delivery santa was a little more rotund than most. I don’t think any of them had beards – (s)he doesn’t seem to wear a beard in this part of the world.

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