Neil Hopcroft

neilh

Top five desired properties in ideal partner
* female
* able to put up with me
* not scary
* mostly sane
* dynamic

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ladycat

2003-12-19 at 13:37

Heartbeat? ;)

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- neilh
  
  2003-12-19 at 16:05
  
  Kinda figured that and ‘able to put up with me’ were mutually exclusive…
  
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ladycat

2003-12-19 at 13:39

Not that you’re not likely to get all the others or anything, it’s just that the top of my list is far more basic:

1. Alive
2. Not nuts
3. Not likely to go nuts
4. Intelligent
5. Likes me

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- neilh
  
  2003-12-19 at 16:13
  
  I would like to think I met all those criteria…but I’d be happy with three of the five.
  
  Have you been plagued by people going nuts, by any chance?
  
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- fuzzygoth
  
  2003-12-19 at 19:01
  
  1. Alive debatable at times depending on alchahol consumption
  2. Not nuts depends who you ask after all i am scottish and have mooded loud englishmen at music festivals while wearing a kilt … so yes i am :)
  3. Not likely to go nuts probably not anymore than i am already
  4. Intelligent Nope
  5. Likes me well you are a wee petal
  
  well one out of 5 ain’t bad :)
  
  :p
  
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  - fuzzygoth
    
    2003-12-19 at 19:02
    
    that should read mooned not mooded :)
    
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incy

2003-12-19 at 14:20

i think i score two out of five

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ladycat

2003-12-19 at 17:20

*Grin* I will consider ‘sick and twisted’ and ‘have suffered mental illness’, as long as they don’t retain a passionate interest in weapons and poisonous chemicals. How the hell did I end up with then?!

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- fuzzygoth
  
  2003-12-19 at 19:05
  
  because he’s a bally well top bloke thats why
  
  and he has one of those butter wouldn’t melt faces ;p
  
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sushidog

2003-12-19 at 17:23

What constitutes “not scary” though? And how do you tell if they’re mostly sane?

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- neilh
  
  2003-12-22 at 14:18
  
  Tbh I have no idea, having never met a young lady who was not scary… I live in constant hope, though.
  
  And mostly they’re not sane either, I think Fionas getting sectioned on my back doorstep lowered my tolerance for that sort of thing.
  
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fuzzygoth

2003-12-19 at 19:04

mine were almost similar to yours

maybe i should send you a save me from the screaming harpies of death t-shirt :)

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- neilh
  
  2003-12-22 at 14:19
  
  Eep, do I look like I need saving? What haven’t I noticed?
  
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  - fuzzygoth
    
    2003-12-22 at 14:24
    
    no i mean because your requirements listed not scarey and mostly sane
    and screaming harpies of death are insane scarey women, a subject of which i know lots about :p
    
    :)
    
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    - neilh
      
      2003-12-23 at 09:42
      
      Yeah, me too. Do you have anything other than a t-shirt for protection from them? Moving to Japan was kinda successful, but maybe a little drastic…
      
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      - fuzzygoth
        
        2003-12-23 at 09:47
        
        Well i here those boffins are working on a screaming harpie of death repelant spray in
        an areasol can :o
        
        what will those boffins think of next ;)
      - neilh
        
        2003-12-23 at 09:49
        
        Isn’t that just mace relabelled?
      - fuzzygoth
        
        2003-12-23 at 09:51
        
        nah its called glitter spray the shiny things keep them amused and docile for hours while you make good your escape ;)
      - neilh
        
        2003-12-23 at 14:02
        
        ooo, shiny thing…
      - fuzzygoth
        
        2003-12-23 at 14:06
        
        its not ment to work on you too man *sigh* back
        to the drawing board
        
        shiny things can have a strong effect on the weak minded :p
        
        :p

Neil Hopcroft

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