Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Woah, its been a while since the last update…and everything is now sorted out with the agent, I think (now I’ve got to fix the bank problems…but thats another rant for another day).


This episode starts with a bit of a foody theme, somehow I managed to make myself totally misunderstood in a Chinese resturant and accidently chatted up their Indonesian waitress (she was quite cute but her English was about as good as my Japanese, which made for something of a quick realisation on both sides that it was hardly a good start for a friendship for life), then I avoided the Starvery and Mange Pie, both of which remain unappealling.

Wandering around Ginza on Saturday I encountered the International Forum, a huge concrete and steel construction containing a series of halls linked together with 70s sci-fi corridors. The event in the main hall (across which a glass sided gantry runs) appeared to be a recruiting fair for some of the countries top schools. Or, of course, I could have entirely the wrong end of the stick.

Then on, in the afternoon, to meet up with minusbat & godgirl in Akihabara. We were acosted by a Canadian who seemed disappointed when we told him his computer wouldn’t blow up if he plugged it in here before heading to the stalls selling mega-micro-switches and genuine Z80s (4.7MHz). After battling our way through shops selling Sparc1s, Indies and the occasional Octane we embarked on a search for coffee. So many geeks, so few cafes? This can’t be right, surely?

Eventually refreshed, we found a little novelty poo & porn shop, with little reason to the relative shelving positions – music CDs segued almost seamlessly into porn DVDs, which could easily catch you out one way or another.

The evening saw another visit to the Christon church themed cafe, where I heard stories of ripping off gulls heads and presenting them to the head of marketing (sic) and other such silliness.

Sunday and most of the main roads around here were closed for a dance festival. Not normally the kind of thing I’d bother with, but the music was so compelling and the dancing so strange. There was a stage and video screen set up on the bridge by Harajuku station, where dance troupes were showing their skills ten minutes at a time. I could have stayed for hours…shopping was necessary though and we dived off to Laforet where they have the finest glow-in-the-dark cyber kimono you’ve ever seen and a golf range I’d not noticed before.


11 comments

  1. Re: the finest glow-in-the-dark cyber kimono you’ve ever seen

    I missed out doing a psuedo-cyber-kimono joke yesterday, so I better get it in now whilst I’m still remembering it….

    Erm, it was something on the order of 40K.

  2. Re: Indonesian waitresses

    Of course, I must learn Indonesian, it’ll do my career a helluva lotta good… erm, I’m still holding out for a cute Japanese girl who knows enough English to understand and answer the question “Can you teach me Japanese?” positively, but not much more.

    • Re: Indonesian waitresses

      What’s wrong with not speaking the same language? You could’ve used “universal” sign language – which will get you along just fine until the first cultural fault line causes either extreme hilarity or embarassment, or both. What else are firendships for life based on? Or am I missing something?

      • Re: Indonesian waitresses

        Nothing wrong with it, I’m just not the kind of person who has enough patience to do things that way around…if I could learn Japanese as a byproduct then I’d probably try, but that seems unlikely in this case, besides some of the local girls are cuter anyway, so I’ll work on building up the courage to try to talk to one of them…

        • Re: Indonesian waitresses

          I bet if someone wrote an obscure book on universal sign language protocol (USLP v1.3?) that only sold second hand at computer fairs in side streets in Central London you’d learn it like a shot. Then it would be “Watch out Tokyo!”

          • Re: Indonesian waitresses

            Perhaps, but only if I thought it was going to be useful or fun. Besides there are two main sign languages in use in the UK, the interesting question, from my point of view is whether these languages are truly universal, ie, whether they are a different language from English, or whether they are signs to represent English words, with English grammar. This is something I don’t yet know.

            Further, whether you can apply the Chomsky-an universal grammar to the language. And further still, if it/they are not representations of English (or some other spoken language), whether sign languages actually have sounds (or indeed glyphs) that can be associated with the signs.

            Fascinating. But the chances of an average Indonesian waitress in downtown Tokyo being able to understand my signing are reasonably slim – given the one sign I thought universal (asking for the bill[0]) actually managed to be misinterpretted as my wanting to chat her up.

            [0] Which, incidentally, you can do with a discrete cross of the fingers at an appropriate moment, rather than the faked writing on a pad thing we use back home.

  3. Re: the finest glow-in-the-dark cyber kimono you’ve ever seen

    Erm, you’re not a Marillion fan, are you?

    Yes, about 200 quid in real money.

  4. Re: friendships for life

    I think perhaps thats part of the point…that I don’t want *her* to be my friend, I just want *somebody* to be my friend. So it may as well be somebody who is nice and cute and helpful, rather than just nice and cute.

    • Re: marillion

      I’ve already reached the age where I’m into Marillion and Queen. Both “lost” their lead singers but are still going.

      Coincidence? Or just a metphor for post-0x1E life?!

      • Re: marillion

        And both have never been quite the same since.

        I wonder whether the kids these days see Iron Maiden or the Sisters the same way we see (saw) Marillion and Queen?

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