Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

The sky was the colour of televisions tuned to a dead channel


I’m back in the thick of it all, theres light pollution and smog and everything here. Sometimes I miss the clear crisp nights of the country, where I could lie on the grass outside staring up and the stars for hours (not, of course, that I did that much, the british weather being what it is).

Part of the condition of any visa here that lasts for a period of longer than 90 days is that you need to obtain an “Alien registration card”. So I went to the ward office on Friday to register. The building was strange, something similar to our council buildings back home, but with some striking differences. Everything was open plan. I mean everything, there was no concept of keeping the public out of the office areas, where the work itself gets done. Back home we have bulletproof glass in case there is trouble… you can see, leastwise, feel some of the reason for the openness, theres no airconditioning so the place is hot, the more draft throughput they can get the better.

The meeting with a tax advisor left me a little distrubed, basically the advice was to claim I wasn’t living in the UK (OK, thats true), but not bother to tell anyone I should be paying tax in Japan. Somehow, this doesn’t sit well with me, while I don’t like paying tax (it was my biggest single expense last year) I hadn’t expected to just stop paying it because I wasn’t in the country. I was actually intending to maintain my UK residency status and class this trip as a business trip, allowing all of my accomodation and meals (and some incidental expenses) to be payable before tax and take a small salary. But the other possibility is to class myself as non-resident, take a large salary but then all the accomodation becomes personal expense. Need to get some tax advice when I get home and do some accounts, but I don’t think I’ll be paying much attention to this set of advice. Any thoughts anyone?

Yesterday I thought I’d take a wander around Ikebukuro. Another cluster of department stores cum shopping malls near the station, much like many of the other stations. One of the more market-like blocks contains some fairly cool stalls and has a great music shop on the top floor, if I ever feel like buying a guitar out here, that’d be the place to do it, there was the sad old hippy guitarist pretender playing Stairway to heaven very badly and everything.
Once again, I was just about to go home when I spotted a sign that said Sunshine City this way….it just had to be followed. Turns out its a shopping mall under a set of office blocks and it goes on for miles and miles, I just kept going in a straight line until it looked like that would just dump me in a McDonalds, took a sharp left and discovered a ToysRUs…should be interesting, I wonder whether they’ve homogenised their offering here as much as back home. Of course they have, except some of the things have stickers on with instructions in Japanese.
Their selection of Lego is the same as everywhere else here, with the addition of a couple of localised cluster boxes of some of the smaller packs. The games were mainly German again, no Japanese games in sight except Shogi and Go, mostly in combined sets with Othello. Scrabble was probably the most out of place game, its the English version and seems to be quite a good seller…shame, a version with Hiragana would be quite a nice learning tool for me.

McDonalds Dining is another example of the Japanese not quite getting western culture, whos idea was it to have a high-class McDonalds. Its just not right getting pepper mayonaise on your handmade burger on a real plate. I mean everything is familiar, theres still two slices of pickles in there, but its different. For some added amusement the fire service turned up halfway through my meal to do some fireman stuff in the backroom out of sight of customers who might be put off their already offputting food.
It turns out that actually I wasn’t so much hungry as thirsty, I’ve not quite figured out how to survive this heat yet, must remember to drink more.


12 comments

  1. Back home we have bulletproof glass

    Where as open-plan means there’s no doors in the building between this side and that side ?

    What are you doing in McDonalds ? Be brave and eat real food.

    Incidentally, as someone who’s never been anywhere near Japan, I’m enjoying the cultural worm’s-eye-view :)

    • I didn’t come here for the food. Besides, I was curious about what McDonalds Dining was about and had heard rumours of a McDonalds with waitress service.

      Come to think of it, I’m not really sure what I did come here for, but thats another story…its being quite a learning experience, which has got to be a good thing in itself.

  2. Guitars!
    We want pictures!!! :)

    And, following a suggestion from Simon, would you be able to keep your eyes open for “Kodama Princess Mononoke Plush Dolls”. Cuddly versions of the forest spirits in the movie.
    Can’t get them anywhere at present.
    look like http://www.animecastle.com/ACPMN-KOD.html
    If you can find a large one, you will be handsomly rewarded with beer. :)

    • Your mission should you choose to accept it

      What Nev said… (they are sooo cute!!!) oh and could you keep your eyes open for the Animation Spirited Away by Studio Ghibli which we saw recently at the arts festival in Cambridge :)

      Damn… Message will not self distruct in 5 seconds :(

  3. Well, Vodafone own JPhone, so you might be able to get something through them. You’ll probably need to go for something newish (AU in JPhone terms, I think), but I doubt thats a problem. Mines from DoCoMo and has got a UIM, which’ll work as a SIM in the GSM enabled world, but I don’t think a standard SIM will work as a UIM (unless you’ve got a forward thinking network and a recent SIM).

  4. I’m a kind of passive trainspotter, insofaras I’m not going out my way to look at them but I’ll be quite fascinated when I happen to be, say, sat on a train passing a huge yard full of locos. But here, everything is so different, that I’ll probably take a special trip to that yard sometime, just to see what they’re like over here, whether theres trainspotters, if I can understand the numbering scheme (I fear it unlikely I’ll figure the naming scheme yet) etc.

  5. I got home after yesterdays Chiba trek to discover I’d got a disproportionately large number of shots of railway tracks. Maybe I should get help.

  6. Re: tech

    I spotted a few Zaurii, but I’ve been deliberately not paying attention to them until I’ve sorted out getting paid…which’ll hopefully be happening once Barclays get my Yen account sorted out. What sort of Zaurus you after?

  7. Re: tech

    OK, I’ll see what I can find. But only after my paycheque has managed to wend its weary way over here, its currently somewhere between Exeter and Tunbridge Wells. No worries about getting money out here, Sterling will be fine.

    Oh, and its 8.30 here, but I suspect you left your message some time ago. I think theres something like eight or nine hours difference (they don’t have summertime here, so I hear), so everyone is asleep back home all the time I’m at work, which means I don’t get emails to distract me :(

  8. Re: tech

    They don’t seem to have many chains, but then I might just being assuming that all the squiggles are different. There is Bic Camera, who seem to pop up all over the place.

    I’ve not tried playing with them yet after my experiences with the hotels DSL box. It didn’t negotiate properly when I plugged it in so I called them to send someone to fix it, who was rather surprised when I’d not plugged it in to my computer…yes, I know its not working from there, but this bits not working either, its supposed to have more lights on than that…erm…just go and get another one? Thank you.

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