Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Sounds like the meeting was the standard selfcongratulatory corporate event I’d expected it to be…good job I wasn’t invited. Still, the food after wasn’t bad and it was a chance to meet some of the other people working there. Not that I actually met that many, most of the people I know already are new(ish) to the company so don’t know that many people themselves. I did meet a cute lass from HR and a crazy guy from Nagasaki who congratulated me on my good English.


I’ve just been sent home from work for the afternoon – they’re having an employees only meeting, and being a subcontractor I don’t get invited to such meetings, and they don’t let subcontractors on site without a permanent member of staff present. Oh well, I’m not complaining, I get to make the best of this net access (I got a DSL modem in my room for the day…they come to take it away tonight, before you lot back home wake up). I do get to go to the buffet meal later…if I can find it.

I couldn’t resist the Peach Anglaise from the vending machine downstairs…which is wrong on so many levels, firstly I’m not sure we do anything particularly notable with peaches, secondly, we’d either call it English Peaches or Peche Anglaise, thirdly they seem to be little peach flavoured cheesecakes wrapped in white chocolate – while this is conceptually interesting the practicality is not so rewarding. Last weeks strawberry cakes worked better, despite being almost unbearably sweet.


Book review: Use of weapons – by Iain M Banks

I’m not entirely convinced I understand this book. Partly because I was a bit intermittent reading it so tended to lose the plot a bit, and partly because of its structure – there are basically two related storylines running forward and backward through the book, so everything keeps flipping around and my poor little head cant keep up. Its nicely written and will probably make a lot more sense after a second read, but right now, I don’t have time for that. As with much of Banks material, nicely written but trying to be a little too clever for my taste.


Not sure whether to find this disturbing or not… but Ive not found any kind of nightlife yet, or even any like-minded people (yeah, yeah, I know, fat chance!). I did see a punk on the train earlier, but shed run off before I could pluck up courage to talk to her, not that shed have understood anything I said anyway. Theres so many beautiful women here, but none of them understand me :( …Ill just have to learn the language.

Time to find some food.


A trip to the burbs

Todays excitement was a trek out to the suburbs, I picked the line leading outward from Meguro (where my office is) and went to the end of that. My original intention was to find somewhere I wouldnt mind living, but I suspect that it doesnt really matter where I live, as long as its not too far on the train.

The trains get a little less eurofriendly as you get further out, with less being written in familiar script. No matter, the kana are almost starting to make sense now.

Anyway, first stop is a town centre not dissimilar to Ealing in scale and feel, though quite different in actual content. Theres quite a different structure to some of these places, there seems to be a lot of little resturant/cafe places serving local food. Back home we have almost forgotten weve even got local food, so obseced are we with the most exotic we can find. These places are also full of Pachinko and Slot places, which appear to be amusement arcades from the outside, but Ive not been inside yet for fear of becoming addicted again. I failed to find an open postoffice.

Next, further out of the city on the other line through the station, to a place called something like Hakuraku. Which at first seemed to be a small, sleepy little commuter stop on the train, with a CircleK and an estate agent and a little not-quite-antiques place, until I decided to poke my head out the other side of the station, just in case. Woah! Youll never believe what I found! Brixton Market! No, really, thats what its called. Actually its really just a long shed full of little stalls selling random unrelated things. I still failed to find a post office.

On the train on the way back to the city I figured out what the huge green nets were all about, theyre city centre golf courses. Golf is a big thing over here and there seems to be quite a collection of nets like cricket nets but way way bigger dotted around all over the city.

Eventually I arrived back in the thick of it all, I deliberately stayed on the slow train so Id get a better view of the city, then promptly forgot and sat down where I couldnt see. Fool. Oh well, to Shibuya.

Where I found a tower records store, which contained quite a collection of culture in English, including a number of magazines at relatively sensible prices (Dr Dobbs Journal is surprisingly no more expensive than in the UK, and probably only a couple of weeks later than we got it back home). I finally got myself a map of this town, so hopefully Ill have some idea where Im going soon… still, not gotten myself lost yet.

Further into the area, I found a black district, actually it doesnt contain many black people, just local people who like black music, which was strange. It also made me notice that there arent that many black people here, which Id not found disconcerting until I noticed it.

Skirting the edge of the rap music I found a punk shop, located on the fifth floor of what looked like an apartment block. I couldnt resist “Ecopunk for caffeine people” (subtitled “46 sticks and one hole”, which doesnt make much sense at the moment) – if theres an album for which Im the target audience, this is it. Well, by that title anyway, no idea what the music is like yet. Also on the shopping list was a Nirvana tribute album, which contains a glorious jazz funk hardcore crossover version of “Territorial Pissings”, in a style only the Japanese could get away with.

Time to go home. But I got distracted by a department store on the way to the station, well, I think it was a department store, it might have been a market, its difficult for my western eyes to spot the difference. It went on forever, nine floors and three blocks was as much as I could cope with, and was seamlessly integrated with the foodmarket and the train station.

I did see a tramp today, and someone who I assumed to be a beggar but didnt stick around long enough to find out for sure. There was also a disturbing concept in the “Naked Tramp” company further up the road, which I noticed as I hurried past, no idea what they make or sell or buy, or whatever. Fear.


On the nature of virtue…

…or not. Maybe I shouldnt read Plato – that stuff really makes you pedantic. Though I realised, reading another of his dialogs, that my style of argument takes a lot from his reports of Socrates arguments.

Anyway, todays adventures werent as exciting as some of the previous ones….I failed to find a post office and had a go in a supermarket, except it turned out not to be a supermarket, just a fruit and veg shop with a fish shop tacked on the back. No worries, I got some cherries to keep the hunger at bay.

So I guess I should fill in on some of the details Ive been missing out over the last few days. For instance, yesterdays Indian meal consisted of a set meal from a choice of Chicken, Meat or Vegetable curry. No choice of styles, no possibility of getting cheesy peas, not even the option of cocacola, it was coffee, tea or lassi. Crude by the standards of Indian Resturants we get at home, but the food was nice (if a little hot for my taste).

Then theres the traffic lights, specifically the pedestrian crossing cycle of the lights – theres beepers on each side of the road when its time to cross, except they dont both go off at once, they alternate, which gives you a sense of which direction you should be heading when you cant see because of the crowd.

And then, theres the tube. I got scowled at this morning for daring to move close to the edge of the platform, so I stood back and watched for a couple of trains, people form queues aligned with the doors, two queues for each set of doors (one each side) which allow the people getting off the train easy passage away while the queues wait until theres space on the train, then file in neatly. Camden station was never like this.

And breakfast. Which is made of frankfurters and spagetti borognaise. If you like that kind of thing.