Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

…when I posted my last entry describing the journey to Finland I should have pointed out that I was back in Tokyo…sorry for the confusion, and heres part two…

Our meeting in Helsinki was adjourned when we reached an impass at around 2pm (having refused to be distracted by the strange man offering to take us to the sweet factory). A drive to Tampere was the only way to get progress – two hours across Finland for more meetings. Then abandoned at the railway station at 6pm, narrowly missing the train and having to kill nearly an hour desperately consuming coffee to stay awake. So much for Tokyo time, its a two hour journey back, then I’ll need to get some food.

We passed a Happy Train, which I wanted to have a go on, but it didn’t look much different to a normal commuter train to me. Maybe people on the early morning run need reminding.

The trains in Finland are quite different to those in either Tokyo or England – theres no barriers on the stations and the platforms are quite low. It seems, also, that they don’t have much in the way of tunnels, since the carriages are taller than elsewhere.

I got back to Helsinki at 9pm, by which time I didn’t have the energy for my planned trip to Zetors ‘tractor restaurant’. Next time.

On friday morning I was free to roam the city – my flight back was at 5pm – so the first thing to do was to get acquainted with the subway system….I could only find one line, which, conveniently enough, ran directly under the hotel, with the entrance over the other side of the road. Most of the city runs on trams, there are tracks everywhere, the reason for this becomes obvious when you get down into the subway station. The station is hewn out of solid rock in a very rugged Finnish way, the kind of digging technology to create these kinds of caverns has recently been developed.

The trains themselves are constructed almost entirely from 80s bright orange plastic, with no evidence of modern technology having been brought to bear at any point during their construction.

Again, the ticket system appears to rely almost entirely on trust, there are no barriers before getting to the trackside, only notices in Finnish telling you to get a ticket.

After getting off after a few stops, I walked back by the dockside to the city centre. There was a disappointing lack of record shops on the way – I tried getting in to one place that looked interesting, but the door was locked so I moved on before I disturbed the shop owner too much by trying to open it.

I had to check out from the hotel at midday, so I decided to head straight to the airport – this was probably a mistake, since airports are quite dull if you’ve got to wait there for four hours….

The journey home was busier than the flight out, and I even managed to get a few hours sleep. Changing at Osaka was a little tight time-wise, since I only had an hours transfer time anyway, then we were running (flying) 15 minutes late, so I had a quick dash around Osaka airport to try to find the next checkin desk.

This flight was quite short, the other passengers were nearly all Japanese and alert, while I’d just spent 9hours on the red-eye flying over China and Korea. The lady next to me was telling me all about he sons and how they were getting on in their business when I managed to knock coffee from the stewardesses hand all over everything. The poor hostess was very concerned that either me or (particularly) the lady I was talking to would be upset with her and complain to the airline about the incident….There was an embarrassing amount of apology going on, I felt quite bad since it was really my action that had caused the problem in the first place, and I assume I should have been apologising too, but I’m too gaijin for that.


I knew I shouldn’t have looked …at least Suggs is almost cool:

The Number 1 single on your birthday was:
Clive Dunn – “Grandad”

The Number 1 album was:
Simon & Garfunkel – “Bridge Over Troubled Water”

Born on your birthday:
1957 – Don Snow ( keyboard player, Squeeze )
1961 – Graham McPherson ( better known as Suggs, Madness )
1964 – David McClusky ( drummer, The Bluebells )


“You see that Xena Warrior Princess, she’s your favorite historical figure

…and I thought I was bad at history. Or maybe we should be asking ourselves more about what history is? Why do we believe the history we were taught in school? Is there anything happening here apart from a speeding up of the story telling and chinese whispers?

Nokia blip prompts class action suit

“Such suits have proved difficult for investors to win.”

I don’t believe people actually consider this reasonable behaviour? Stockmarkets are partly about risk – if you don’t want to take risk go to a bank. Sure if theres wilful misleading going on thats a different story but for a company the size of Nokia there are enough analysts paying attention to what they’re up to to be able to point out anything that looks even vaguely like wilful misleading.

While I’m at it, the New Scientist was having another of those days:

Teenage lesbians have worst rates of smoking
Murder detectives must rethink maggot theory
Passover oil lamps pose risk to children
Parasite suspected in Alaska moose deaths
Concrete canoes float during contest in Oregon


Killing time in an airport bar…

(this entry written in a steakhouse at Helsinki airport…yeah, I know, even with redundancy on my mobile internet and I couldn’t get the laptop to dialup…the rest of the trip later, once I’m caught up with the rest of everything)

Helsinki airport, where I rather foolishly arrived early expecting there to be some kind of entertainment available.

It has been an interesting couple of days. I started out with good intentions of staying on Tokyo time, but circumstances conspired against that.

Ground zero – devastation


Oh, and while I’m at it, if there are any security and/or embedded coders out there, could you drop me a mail – I’ve got some project ideas I’d like to kick around.


Eeeps, 9 hours ’til I leave for Helsinki and I’ve not started packing yet. Why am I so disorganised?


Teen rage…

“The mother had – clearly ill-advisedly – decided to confiscate her daughter’s mobile phone. She ended up barricaded in her bedroom for her trouble, with the frenzied adolescent hacking at the door a la Jack Nicholson. Mercifully, the authorities intervened at that point.”

…time to bring back the metal chassis of the old 888, then she could have fought back with the device itself.


I suppose I should ask this in

Am I going to be able to get to Helsinki for a meeting and back to Tokyo for Dark Castle on Saturday? That would work out an average of around 150mph for the duration of the trip. Maybe it’d be better to work out how to use the videophones?


In the shadow of the communication revolution

stompyboots and timsmith are in Japan at the moment, so I have been showing them a few of the sights over here. They seemed quite impressed with the Christon Cafe on Friday night, and yesterday was a lot of walking around Odaiba…I hope they enjoyed that too, but they were looking a little tired by the end of it, perhaps too much walking around.

Its good to have people around that I can talk to, most of the people I work with don’t speak English as their first language, and I’m not sure I’d want to talk to many of them about general stuff going on in my life anyways.

Today I went to the park and was surprise just how busy it was there. It is cherry blossom time here, its a little earlier than normal this year because its been a mild winter. Everyone seemed fascinated by the flowers and there were loads of really serious photographers setting up huge lenses to take pictures of the trees. For me, though, it was more interesting watching how the people were behaving, so I was taking pictures of them taking pictures of trees.

For some reason I felt really strange when I was in the park, I think it was reminding me of a wonderful day I had at Hever Castle just before I left England, and how I wanted that day to last forever.

Out of the shadow of the Docomo building and heading into Shinjuku I discovered a ‘Bogner Fashion’ clothes shop…I assume its a different Bognor….and a Beatles themed McDonalds with a clay mock up of Abbey Road in the window.

Then I figured I’d take a wander around one of the Shinjuku department stores I’ve not explored before, only to discover they had a RecoFan (CD&DVD shop) having a 100Yen sale on a couple of racks of CDs outside. I walked away (after a minor incident with the security alarm…it went off as I was trying to go to the cash desk) with 15 CDs. I’ve not had a chance to play many of them yet, but Sense of Shapes ‘Etoile'[0] was probably worth half of what I paid for the whole pile, so I only really need to find another two or three songs I like and the whole exercise was worthwhile.

[0] Goth demo tape from early nineties style music recorded on modern(ish) equipment.