Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Time, at last, to write up some of the things that have happened over the last few weeks, before I forget about them completely.

I’ll start with Standsted Castle, which offers authentic 11th century views of the final approach. They call it Mountfitchet Castle these days, they can’t compete on equal terms with a modern airport.

This was a surprising find, we chose it because it was halfway-ish between London and Cambridge. Upon arrival it seemed like it was aimed rather toward kids, and I was fearing a Disneyland style plastic and mouseears rollercoastered medieval theme park. We passed through the ‘time tunnel’, back into the 11th century.

They’ve taken a castle mound and built fortifications on top of the earthworks, along with a small settlement within the perimeter. The new huts clearly aren’t working huts, they’re filled with exhibits showing and describing life in those times rather than real people doing real things. They’d done quite a neat trick with motion sensors and pre-recorded speeches from the occupants.

Running around in the grounds were a number of animals, all of which were extremely friendly, to the point that Clover, the deer, followed us inside some of the buildings, seeming just wanting companionship rather than demanding food or anything.

On the same site as the castle, up a narrow, windy path (complete with talking tree) there is the toy museum. The museum contains a lot of toys and games from the past hundred or so years. Sadly most of them were couped up in glass display cabinets (probably a good idea, all things considered), but a few of the old arcade games had been converted to take modern coins and are still playable. Nice to spot some things I remember from my youth, though I’m not sure I still have any of them.

A top day out, though I suspect it might get a little tiresome if it were really full of children….Some pictures.

Then last Friday was the BMovie Club, down at the Water Rats, KingsX. I’ve not been out in the smoke for a good while, and it shows. It started as something of a slow night, without many faces I recognised. Things picked up a little later, even if most of the night did involved being introduced to the new (and not so new) partners of cute girls I remember from when I was last regularly out in the capital. Oh well, at least they all seem like good guys.

They yesterday we went to Castle Rising, but I’m going to write that up later.


I was trying to look up some information about muzzle flashes on muskets, and encountered this site, which seems to systematically break all the rules of web design.

Anyone got any idea how long the muzzle flash from a Napoleonic era musket would last for?


Gazing into the sublime: rarely seen data from astronomy and biology

Careful where you go looking for oil

The new HK Exorcist, and HK Immolator – Kitty-chan gets new toys.

Music by People Like Us, for people like us – warning: orange, very orange, cut the red wire or reach for the NoStyle button (I’m sure theres a “No pop no style” joke in there somewhere, but I can’t find it right now, just a phase, no doubt)

Not your standard Dvojak layout, I’m sure

The size of the device changes depending on the amount of data it holds

Foam test

Incredible machines

Snake oil

Another display/input tech

Spoon


Hmmm, where to start…? Firstly, I suppose, a request. What follows is not yet public knowlege, I would appreciate it if it were not discussed with or in the presence of anyone you don’t *know* is on my friends list, at least until I post a public entry on the subject (yes, I know you all spend your entire lives just waiting for the next piece of juicy gossip about me).

Following my interview last week I’ve accepted a verbal offer for a job based near Fulham Broadway, in London. Right now this sounds like an interesting role, its with a small-ish startup who spun out of one of the mobile carriers. Its got a buzz. But I can’t really talk too much about what they’re up to, or what I’ll be doing there. Mostly because I don’t really know yet, there is some public service they offer and I’ll give you some links to that once I know more about it. No paperwork has arrived yet, so I’m currently in a weird position of having half resigned from my current job, but not having set a date for leaving. That can be fixed when the offer letter arrives.

What does this mean? I hope it means the end of some of the stress I’ve been having with my current job, it means I’m going to be moving back to (or maybe close to) London, which, of course, presents its own stresses. It means another change of context.


brain and gamble, funeral directors

Not very impressed with either the broadness nor the length of the broadway. And everyone smells of a curious mix of sulphur and antiseptic. Still nervous, as usual, but there’s a small window looking out onto a brighter future. Wish me luck.


The month’s science siftings

Two machines have been installed in a London hospital with the object of testing the value of wireless waves in the treatment of disease.

An American investigator, with the assistance of a British scientist and an engineer, proposes shortly to make an attempt to set up a new stratosphere altitude record by rising to a height of some 90,000ft. Professor Piccard’s record was recently beaten by two Americans, who ascended to an altitude of eleven miles.

The world’s champion parachutist hopes to make a parachute descent from the “stratosphere balloon” when it reaches its greated altitude.

The Southern Railway propose to construct a new loopline between Folkestone and Dover. To do this they propose to bore a tunnel four miles long below Dover Hill, Folkestone, to a point near Shakespeare Cliff, Dover.

Over ninety miles of tramway track in various parts of London are soon to be superseded by up-to-date trolley buses capable of carrying a larger number of passengers than the tram. Track vehicles on open roads should have been abolished years ago.

A new television scanning device, which combines a cathode-ray tube and a multiple selenium cell has recently been designed by an American scientist. The multiple cell takes the place of the normal fluorescent screen an is “scanned” by the ray in the normal manner.

The LMS Railways “Royal Scot” has recently returned from a tour of 11,194 miles in Canada and USA. During the tour the locomotive was inspected by 3,021,601 sightseers.

A spring-operated clock has lately been placed on the market which is perfectly noiseless in operation (it cannot be heard even when placed close to the ear) due to the use of a new type of escapement. The clock can also be obtained fitted with a bell alarm.

A loud-speaker is now being made which is fitted with an electric clock. The clock replaces the usual fret and can be obtained in either sychronous (AC mains) or battery types.