Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

Memories

Housewarming party: my house, Sat 12th August, 3pm onwards. Contact details. Let me know if you’re coming and if you’ve got any special dietary requirements.

SOLD OUT

…was the message that confronted me upon arrival in Camden for the Birthday Massacre/Screaming Banshee Aircrew gig on Thursday. I found some of the usual suspects lurking around outside with long faces. We resolved to go to the Dev where we would contemplate the possibility of buying tickets before arriving at the venue next time […]

All your snakes are belong to us (warning, noisy)

Linkblast

Chaotic neutral, some people find sanity a little confining I’m a little teapot Boom box (no boom included) Computational linguists really get my goat (non worksafe words) Wish I’d had one of these on the way back from Sallys party LIon car Shocking haircut Forest Pump and friends 10 coolest Lego creations A whimsical potty […]

I probably didn’t want to play “everything sounds like coldplay now” back to back with the 13 Candles, did I? For the last week I have been a sweaty mess, but you were too, so its probably not a problem. Nice storm last night, which has made it a bit more tolerable today. I’m still […]

… And i just got a knork with my chips, but they’re too hot to eat so i’m waiting for them to cool a bit.

Wot nots fans. Imagine the beard and beergut for the full effect. Just as the band came on stage a photographer with a huge nose leapt in front of me, peering awkwardly into his viewfinder. Still, i’m not arguing with the surreal cross dressing punk description they were given.

Sparks at guilfest

Flower Macs C5, in metallic red, with performance USB stalker accessories Demon duck of doom Interactive floor

To the guy in the little Peugeot who tried to road rage me on the M4 tonight… …if you’re going to do that, first you need to learn to drive, then you need to learn what the limits of your car are. The reason I slowed down in the first place was because there were […]