“Who would think that the U.S. government has a pronounced interest in contemporary fine art these days?…The homeland art obsession goes so far that our luggage and personal items were almost all damaged and all artistic materials were confiscated.”
…no worries – you can apply for your own “document of a subversive nature and unique value. SoS citizens must safeguard this document and preserve it from theft or destruction.”
Its all gone a bit NSK