Neil Hopcroft

This morning I woke to someone outside shouting “Get inside, I’ve had just about enough of you” in a Crass accent.

…by which I mean the kind of northern accent that I associate with poetry like this:

“Don’t take any notice of what the public think,
They’re so hyped up with T.V., they just don’t want to think.
They’ll use you as a target for demands and for advice,
When you don’t want to hear it they’ll say you’re full of vice.”

I hope this isn’t a big feature of the coming months, there are better ways to start the day.