Neil Hopcroft

Wier surfing.

“Neurotypical syndrome is a neurobiological disorder characterized by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity.”

“There’s something cold In the way you touch me, It’s just a feeling that you’re better without me” I really shouldn’t listen to Mesh, should I? How do you get closure?

Perfectly Reasonable Deviations From The Beaten Track: The Letters Of Richard P. Feynman

“Click on “Sell a Vote” at the top of the window to create a new auction….Specify the minimum bid and reserve price (optional) for your auction, and what types of payment you will accept. While this site allows you to specify payment methods, it does not process the payment for you.” …it’ll save me having […]

I only wear das hardest watch…welcome to the diamond age

Part three of three: The 2am Run High speed car chase – there seemed to be police all around, all the way. As I left Oxford there were two car loads of them suspicious of my filling up with petrol, so as I sped off they must’ve radio’d ahead for the guys in Milton Keynes […]

Part two of three: the fall and fall of the Oxgoths Way back, in the time I lived in Oxford, there was always an Oxgoth meet on Tuesday nights, it was at the Antiquity Hall when I joined in, but then moved around a bit. Last night it was at the Chequers and consisted of […]

Part one of three: the Grandi hours. “All I want to do is buy the damn jeans” – I dreamt last night that retail had changed to the extent I could no longer work out the system to buy a pair of trousers. I was in a shop and had selected the perfect pair but […]