Neil Hopcroft

Broken primaries “Its not the size of your pen that matters” “Intelligent people know that it isn’t a good idea to smash a can of WD-40…Thanks, idiots” Barn finds (automotive edition) Wacky Racers IRL

I’ve uploaded some pictures from Japan (links to various albums):

I was entrapped by a dog pinata Puppet rape (worksafe) Want a hand? Operation soapbox “William Drake, lost his life in averting a serious accident to a lady in Hyde Park April 2 1869 whose horses were unmanageable through the breaking of the carriage pole.” (any website called ‘The Joy of Shards’ gets my interest)

I never did give you an explanation for my going offline. Nor do I actually think this is the right medium for it, so I’m not going to. Not here, at least. If you want to hear about it, talk to me in real life. Suffice to say that my view of myself has changed […]

Live action pac man Rattly car? 1957 Plymouth Belvedere Sport Coupe – low mileage, slightly muddy Lemons, Lemons everywhere The tee shirt has a phrase book printed on it Larger than life 12-Jul-2007: entry set ‘public’

Real time Rome Money bomb Duck armarda IBM 1401 – the musical ZX Spectrum Orchestra Cancel your cheating ways Tokyo Dancer Kafka cards Mechanical calculator – Knex has a little way to go to catch up with Lego Sociable guerilla bagging 12-Jul-2007: entry set ‘public’

Dammit, dammit, dammit, how did it get to be so late? I’ve got to be up early to get to RAL tomorrow. …I’m well aware that you are owed significant amount of updateage, but thats going to have to wait. I’ve not forgotten you all. 12-Jul-2007: entry set ‘public’

Crash test of Chinese car (scary) Japanese game show Squirrel catapult Crossing the road – Hyderabad style Tonight we dine in Cleveland (300 spoof) 12-Jul-2007: entry set ‘public’

“Software quality – as an industry we don’t half ship some rubbish, I’m doing my bit to make things better not worse.” I’m considering adding this statement to my CV under a section entitled ‘Interests’. My aim is to make sure its not too dry, as CVs are wont to be, in the hope that […]