Neil Hopcroft

A digital misfit

“Based on experience with two dozen cases of Munchausen by Internet, I have arrived at a list of clues to the detection of factititous Internet claims. The most important follow:
1. the posts consistently duplicate material in other posts, in books, or on health-related websites;
2. the characteristics of the supposed illness emerge as caricatures;
3. near-fatal bouts of illness alternate with miraculous recoveries;
4. claims are fantastic, contradicted by subsequent posts, or flatly disproved;
5. there are continual dramatic events in the person’s life, especially when other group members have become the focus of attention;
6. there is feigned blitheness about crises (e.g., going into septic shock) that will predictably attract immediate attention;
7. others apparently posting on behalf of the individual (e.g., family members, friends) have identical patterns of writing.”

A livejournal equivalent of car-crashes.


Joined up thinking

It worried me last night. It seems I’m getting worse at holding together a stream of concious thought. I keep going off at tangents, getting distracted, forgetting what I was talking about.

In some ways this is good, it makes context switching easier when I’m trying to do lots of things at once. But it would be kinda nice to be able to stay with the programme, get all of my thoughts together and coherent before they disappear and get replaced by the next set of incoherencies.

Is this a symptom of being a member of the powerpoint generation? Consume consume, faster faster? Attention deficit? Soundbite culture? Too much caffeine? Too /little/ caffeine?

Anyone got any ideas for mental exercises, puzzles if you like, which would improve my concentration? Does anyone else have problems with concentration? Do you care? Should I care?


“A Danish vendor said Thursday that it has developed a system to create Bluetooth-enabled cows

Some extensions to Service Discovery Protocol needed here, I fear, maybe a milking profile, beef profile, or perhaps an all-in-one bovine profile…

…and while we’re on the subject of cows, which came first Bovril or Bovril?


Phew, what a struggle…finally got a livejournal server running here…
(mod_perl behaves so much better when you don’t install mandrakes enterprise class apache variant)

now for curry…


“So, why did I create a whole webpage about my motorcycle?
It runs UNIX!”
…and creates some fairly tedious videos of the journey to the Burrito store…it’d be potentially helpful in a crash, except I suspect the harddisk’ll get wiped out on the way down. Uncached solid state is the way to go.


46. LSD proof set – guide price 5 pounds

Today I went for a whistlestop tour of fenland auction houses – they were confused in Ely, the auction isn’t until saturday, viewing friday. So I explained I saw they said they were an auction house and wondered how it worked. Duly furnished with a catalogue I was sent on my way. There are some incredible things for sale. Who buys this rubbish? Who /sells/ it?

194. Small brass figure with basket on back containing a thimble and three brass owls. 15 pounds.
205. 15 regimetnal journals for the Sherwood Foresters spanning from 1912 to 1918. 75 pounds.
246. Nazi Germany Workers Book, stamped from 1934-1939. Nice stamp and signature of Oberfifeldmeister of Hitler Youth Training Camp in back of book. 20 pounds.
270. WWI Princess Mary christmas 1914 gift tin including bullet. 5 pounds.
345A. Stuffed mounted head of a GNU. 10 pounds

(and its not my emphasis on the final one, seems the FSF is down one head…)

Onward, then, to March. Where their auctions are held wednesday mornings, I arrived just as they were tallying up at the end of this mornings. They’re less organised, with no catalogue, but somehow seemed more relaxed about it all. He showed me those lots that had failed to sell this morning, quite a collection of normal household junk, furniture mainly, but various other odd bits and pieces.

There was a funfair setting up in the carpark – what is it with places I’m going to these days, theres always closed funfairs.


Those of a scientific bent might be interested in the Cambridge Science Festival (but you probably already know about it)…

I’m wondering about:

– Bending the Rules: Small is Different
– How to be an Inventor
– The Science of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
– Neuropsychology and Conscious Vision
– Victorian Steam Power (one for the steampunks)
– Computer Recognition of People by the Iris of the Eye: Window to the Soul (or at least to its identity)
– Singularity Theory and Life Drawing
– Future Histories of Science

Anyone going to any of these (or some others you can be enthusiastic about and think I should come to too)?